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Satire By John W. Lillpop
If, perish the thought, Hillary Clinton is elected president of these here United States of America AND does not divorce Slick Willie before January 20, 2009, America will be forced to confront several unprecedented dilemmas.
To begin with, Slick would be the first former president to re-occupy the White House, full time, as a member of the first family, even if he were to do so by skating in on the skirt of Hillary.
For her part, Hillary would be the first lying president to sleep with a former president in the White House.
The Hill and Bill Act, should it come to pass, would present the Secret Service with sticky issues as well.
Say, for instance, Hill catches Bill in a replay of his sexual acting out in that little back room off the Oval Office. A little dalliance with one of Hill's straight staffers, or a wayward intern in a blue dress,...
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