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(from "Trainer")
Osama bin Laydin d'Grave is Dead...
C: Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock prayer call!
C: Now that's what I call a dead terrorist.
O: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!
C: STUNNED?!?
O: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Yellow Bellied Arabs stun easily, major.
C: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That terrorist is definitely deceased, and when I received it not 5 years ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged jihad.
O: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the sand dunes.
C: PININ' for the SAND DUNES?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im to the cave?
O: The Yellow Bellied Arab prefers kippin' on it's back! Remarkable terrorist, id'nit, squ...
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